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Fun gift! Don't Piss Off Old People, the Older We Get, the Less "Life in Prison" is a Deterrent"

Made using sublimation ink for a bright image that lasts!

Sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

4XL & 5XL available in WHITE ONLY. ($18 each)

UNISEX (true-to-size, based on men's sizing)

White or Gray. (I also have several other colors depending on what size you need. Please message me if interested.

Shipped from Medford, Wisconsin.

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Shipping from United States

Processing time

3-5 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns

Just contact me within: 3 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 7 days of delivery

I don't accept exchanges or cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

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