Heifer, I will Throw You in the Trunk and Help Them Search for You! Don't Test Me! T-Shirt


Sublimation printing is used for the image--ink is infused into the material for a bright, lasting finish!

Unisex Crew Neck Sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL and 3XL.

Color options are white, heather gray, stone and khaki. I do have a few other colors available, but in limited quantities, message me if interested.

Ships from Medford, Wisconsin.

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Shipping from United States

Processing time

3-5 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns

Just contact me within: 3 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 7 days of delivery

I don't accept exchanges or cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

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